BizzySim is a fake business marketplace.
Browse businesses for sale, buy one with imaginary money, make owner decisions, shop for the business, and come back to see how it's doing.
No real money. No actual employees. No surprise tax bill.
Just the strangely satisfying experience of owning a business that does not exist.
Pick your Biz
Browse the marketplace and find something you would actually want to own.
A bookstore. A plumbing company. A motel. A SaaS business. A florist. A laundromat. A yacht charter company because apparently things are going very well for you.
Every business has its own fictional financials, history, location, employees, and personality.
Buy it
The money is imaginary, so capital is not standing between you and your dream fake business.
Choose how you want to finance the acquisition, make it official, and congratulations:
You own a fake business.
Make it yours
Once you own a Biz, you can shop for it.
Buy the new van. Upgrade the uniforms. Spend money on marketing. Replace the equipment. Improve the office.
And yes, sometimes the owner deserves something too.
Buy the Land Rover.
We’re not your accountant.
Come back and see how it's doing
BizzySim businesses keep moving even when you’re not here.
Revenue changes. Good weeks happen. Rough weeks happen. Customers show up. Equipment breaks. Seasonality matters.
Your dashboard keeps track of what’s happening so you can come back tomorrow and see how your Biz is doing.
So…where do the numbers come from?
The businesses are fake.
The world around them isn't.
Each Biz has its own simulated economics, patterns, and personality. Its performance can also be influenced by selected real-world signals like weather, seasonality, calendar events, fuel prices, interest rates, broader market conditions, and other factors that would reasonably matter to that kind of business.
A heat wave might be great news for an HVAC company.
Mother's Day might be very good to a florist.
Higher fuel prices might make life a little harder for a delivery route.
Those signals are only part of the simulation. They give the BizzySim economy some connection to what's happening outside your screen without pretending that we can actually predict the future.
Is any of this real?
Nope.
BizzySim businesses, transactions, revenue figures, profits, employees, events, and performance data are fictional and simulated.
Real-world signals may influence the simulation, but BizzySim does not predict or represent how any real business would perform.
Fake businesses. Real-world signals. Imaginary money.
And how much does it cost?
$0.
Browse for free. Buy for free. Spend millions of fake dollars for free.
BizzySim is built to scratch the business-browsing itch without requiring a wire transfer.